also did you notice if you run off the end it turns into steven seagal playing the guitar? the kind of people who go to see him playing the blues are probably pretty cool... ;)
OK, it's a bit more far out than "normal", but it that really any less natural than the hair shaping/bleaching/colouring that goes on with many poodles, particularly the "show" poodles? Or the kind of lives that many show dogs of any pedigree will live?